Halloween Party
Something to think about this Halloween A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. So the wife got nice costumes for each of them. On the night of the party, she got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husbnd, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by her headache. So, he grabbed his costume and away he went. The wife after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without a pain and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. As her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around the dance floor with every nice babe he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let go as far as he wished, naturally since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars, and had a roll in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home. She put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior on the evening. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him if he had a good time at the party. He said, \"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time if you're not there.\" Then she asked him, \"Did you dance much?\" \"I'll tell you,\" he said, \"I never even danced once. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, and we went into the den and played poker all night, but I'll have to say that the guy I lent my costume to sure had a good time.\"
Something to think about this Halloween A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. So the wife got nice costumes for each of them. On the night of the party, she got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husbnd, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by her headache. So, he grabbed his costume and away he went. The wife after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without a pain and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. As her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around the dance floor with every nice babe he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let go as far as he wished, naturally since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars, and had a roll in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home. She put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior on the evening. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him if he had a good time at the party. He said, \"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time if you're not there.\" Then she asked him, \"Did you dance much?\" \"I'll tell you,\" he said, \"I never even danced once. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, and we went into the den and played poker all night, but I'll have to say that the guy I lent my costume to sure had a good time.\"